John Crist
Carpenter Theatre

John Crist

Jokes For Humans

About the Event

John Crist is one of today's fast-rising stand-up comedians, with more than one billion video views, over five million fans on social media and sold-out shows from coast to coast making Pollstar's Top 100 Global Tours list in 2019 with over 197,000 tickets sold. Widely known for viral videos like "Honest Football Coach," "Every Parent at Disney," "Brands that need to be CANCELLED" plus hundreds more. John Crist has performed all over the world and in 2021 began his multi-city national theater tour called "Fresh Cuts" selling out theaters all over the United States. John has been seen on ESPN, Sports Illustrated, CBS Sports, Barstool Sports, and Buzzfeed just to name a few.

In 2022, John released his second special named, "What are We Doing" on YouTube and is set to release his first book "Delete That" in the fall. John also has a weekly podcast called "Net Positive". When asked where he finds the inspiration to write jokes, Crist says, "I grew up in the deep south, my dad is a pastor, and I was the third of eight homeschooled children. My first job was at Chick-fil-A. Coming from a background like that, how do you NOT write jokes?!"

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Etix E-Ticket Delivery

Please note all print-at-home and/or mobile-delivery tickets for this performance are on delayed delivery and will be available 7 days prior to the performance date. These tickets will be sent to the email attached to your order from Etix.com.

MobileConnect - Assisted Listening Device App

Sennheiser Mobile Connect is an application allowing you to utilize your phone as an assisted listening device. This will allow you to plug in headphones, or utilize your existing hear aids depending on their capability to hear the audio of the show in a much more personal way.

Utilizing MobileConnect:

  1. Installation

  2. Install Sennheiser Mobile Connect from the App Store (Apple Devices) or from the Play Store (Android Devicess).

  3. WiFi

  4. Connect to the GalaPro WiFi network. This WiFi network will only be visible in the theater itself.

  5. Open App

  6. Open the MobileConnect App on your device.

  7. Channel

  8. Select the 'Altria Theater Stage' channel. Note that this channel will show only once the performance has started.

  9. Adjust

  10. Adjust the audio volume at the bottom of the screen and drag the circle in the middle at adjust the sound to what you desire

Assisted listening devices are available upon request from the Concierge Desk located in the Box Office Lobby on West Main Street. A valid driver’s license or photo ID will be requested as a deposit for the equipment. We offer two types of receivers, and stock enough of each type to meet ADA requirements according to the percentage of audience capacity. The receivers we distribute most often are the stethoset variety, which includes integrated earbud-style transducers, and are worn like a stethoscope.

We also offer pendant or necklace receivers, which come on their own lanyard and feature a 3.5mm (1/8") connector, which is the standard headphone connection found on smartphones, iPods, ADA ATM cash machines, etc. We can provide these pendant receivers with inductive neck loops, which allow compatibility with T-Coil hearing aids. These receivers are also compatible with cochlear implants featuring 3.5mm Direct Audio Input, personal headphones, or any other device that has a 3.5mm audio input.

Sensory Inclusive Venue

Kulture City sensory bags containing special KCVIP badges, fidget toys, noise canceling headphones and other resources, are available for checkout (at no cost by leaving an ID) at our Concierge desk located in the Dominion Energy Center Box Office Lobby.